What would happen if Hannibal was trying to eat Sherlock for being rude and Dexter was trying to kill Hannibal for eating people and Sherlock was investigating Dexter?
I cant tell if this a couch designed to look like a cake, or a cake made to look like a couch and I both want to eat it and sit on it. Maybe eat it while Im sitting on it
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
I finally understand dubstep
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
“I love this twee”
“This twee is mah fran”
“Dis twee has a flavour”
“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”
"Twee is mah pweshus"
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
The music puns. My people.
Gravity shift! [video]
THIS IS SO COOL
City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
is this real life?
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it